Victoria's Secret Model

I need this right now. I need to starve.
I ate a whole Ben & Jerrys pint today by myself. I must weigh as much as the sun.

Paska.


Anyways, I've been looking for a job. Victoria's Secret said they might hire me, and I GODDAMN HOPE THEY DO. What is a more thinspiring job than Victoria's Secret? Honestly, I can't think of anything really.

When I was in like 7th grade, all I wanted was to be a Victoria's Secret model when I grew up (LOL!!!!!!!!)
Seriously. I can't think of anything I have failed at more than that hahahahahha. What a fucking joke.


#1 - I have NEVER had boobs my entire life, and that is kind of a requirement for such a job.
#2 - I've NEVER been tall enough to be a VS model.
#3 - Oh, and I am a fucking cow.




In other news. Wait. I don't have any other news.


Does anyone know where Shrinking Kitty disappeared to? She is my favorite. Seriously.


-Oiseau